21st Century

M0M TO S0N IN
17th CENTURY:
Beta apni CAST ki larki se hi Shaadi karna.

18th CENTURY:

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Beta apnay LEVEL ki larki se hi Shaadi karna.

19th CENTURY:
Beta apnay MULK ki larki se hi Shaadi karna.

20th CENTURY:
Beta apnay RELIGI0N ki larki se hi Shaadi karna.

21st CENTURY:
Beta LARKI se hi Shaadi karna.:P :P

Honest Pappu

Two girls are traveling in a train:

Girl-1: Tujhe kaisa pati chahiye?

Girl-2: Mujhe Crorepati chaiiye.

Girl-1: Crorepati na miley to?

Girl-2: 50 lakh ke 2 pati chalege.

Girl-1: 50 lakh ke na miley to?

Girl-2: 25 lakh ke 4 pati bhi
chalege.

UPPER birth pe soya hua Pappu
bola:
JAB YE 1000 RUPAYE PE AAYE TO
MUJHE UTHA
DENA..;)

Santa At His Best

Doctor To Santa :- Aap ki Ek KidneyFail Ho Gayi Hai,
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Santa Pehle To Bohat Roya,
Phir Aansu Ponchte Huwe
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Kitne Number Se ?? :O =D :D

Story Of Every Couple

Why did barfi got selected for Oscar.?
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B'coz it is a real story of every couple.

A Mad wife, A Mute husband, and a beautiful Ex GirlFriend :D :P

Great Student

Physics Teacher: What is this measurable unit "µ" called?
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IT student : Torrent :-P :-D!

Interview

Interviewer :Let me check your word Power...

Candidate: ok Sir .....

Interviewer : Tell me the opposite of .....good.

Candidate: hmmmm..... Bad

Interviewer : Come

Candidate: Go.

Interviewer : Ugly.

Candidate: Pichlli.

Interviewer : PICHLLIIIII?

Candidate: UGLYYYYYYYYY..

Interviewer : Shut Up.

Candidate: Keep Talking.

Interviewer ok now stop these all..

Candidate: now carry on this all

Interviewer :abe...chup ho ja..chup ho ja..chup ho jaaaa

Candidate:abe bolta rah..bolta rah..bolta rahhh

Interviewer :Areeee yaaar

Candidate: areeee dushmannnnnn

Interviewer : Get Out.

Candidate: Come In.

Interviewer : Oh my God.

Banta : Oh my Devil.

Interviewer : U r Rejected.

Candidate: I m selected...Thank u thank u sir

Mistake

A One Line
Advertisement By A Married Man In
A Newspaper:
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For Sale: Wedding Suit,
Worn Only Once By Mistake.. ;-)