Santa

Santa chemist ki shop pe 1 bottle le
k gaya aur ek chamach liquid
shopkeeper ko pila k bola- 'Mitha
hai Kya ?'
Dukandar bola- Nahi, kyu kya hai ye?
Santa - Docter ne Bola chemist ki
shop se urine me sugar check karwa
k aao...! Wo check krane aya tha.

School V/s College

Really Girls are very Smart

Girl: Apple ka Rate kya hai?
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Applewala: 100 Rs ke 10,
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Girl: kuch kam karo na plz..
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Applwala: Acha aap 80 ke 8 lelo
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Girl: Thanku,
dedo...
ye huyi na Baat...

Girls will be Girls!

Girls will be girls!
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Gf giving house directions 2 her Bf-
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"Come to the front gate of my apartment where you
drop me, look for flat 9A,
you ll find a lift on ur right.
hit 9 with ur ELBOW.....
get out of the lift u'll find my flat on left....
hit the doorbell wid ur ELBOW & I ll get the door 4u"
Bf says- Dear that seems easy but why m I hitting
buttons with my elbows?
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Gf-"0MG! Are you coming empty handed ???"

Santa

Santa was lying on beach,
American: R u Relaxing?
Santa:No I m Santa Singh,
Another Amrican: R u relaxing?
Santa: No I m Santa Singh
Another American: R u relaxing?
Santa: No (Shouting)
I m santa Singh >:O
Santa left that
place in anger.
Then Santa asks one American
lying nearby,
R u relaxing?
American: Yes.
Santa slaps him & says,
Bastrd Everyone is looking for you and you are lying here  :D

Google

Teacher : Google is a girl or a boy..?
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Student: Google is a Girl.....because it won't let you complete
the whole sentence and start guessing, suggesting.....and
you ask only one question.....
but get hundreds of irrelevant answers in seconds.. :P

Hights Of Illiteracy

Finally, I told my parents that I want a Blackberry or An Apple..
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My Mother said: "Ghar mein Mosambi hai, pehle woh kha".