फेसबुक टाइमलाइन और PM मनमोहन सिंह

फेसबुक टाइमलाइन और PM मनमोहन सिंह में एक समानता है :- ?
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दोनों हमपर जबरदस्ती थोपे गए है और इन्हें हम अपनी इच्छा से हटा भी नहीं सकते...

Agent Vinod's Tickets

Ticket Seller: Boss , No one Is Buying Agent Vinod's Tickets. We Will Be Ruined....
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Theatre Owner: Give It Free. Once They Enter, Close The Doors And Start Selling EXIT tickets for Rs 200..

Pappu

Teacher: Pappu, TAMSO MA JYOTIR GAMYA" shloka ka kya arth hai?
Pappu: Tum so jayo maa, mein Jyoti ke pass ja raha hoon.

Height of Good Luck

Height of Good Luck:
Teacher: Hey! Stand up. Tell me
two pronouns.
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Student: Who? Me?
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Teacher: Very good. Sit down

I'm Ignoring You

Father of None

A couple had a fight one night

Going to bed Husband says:

Good night mother of my 3 kids.

Wife Replied: Good night father of none.

B.Com Final Year

A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl . He Went and Kissed her.
Girl: "STUPID What Are You doing?"
Sardar: B.Com final year !!!!!