Time to Study

Hi Friends,

It Is No Fault Of Student Becoz A Year Has Only 365 Days.

Days In A Year = 365

Sundays = 52 Days
Sundays Are Meant For Rest

Days Left = 313 Days

Summer Vacations = 60 Days
Weather Is Very Hot, and its a Vacation

Days Left = 253 Days

8 Hours Of Daily Sleep = 122 Days
Sleep Is Necessary

Days Left = 131

1 Hour Daily For Play = 15 Days
Its Good For Health

Days Left = 116 Days

2 Hours Daily For Food = 30 Days
Chew The Food Properly Don't Care For Time

Days Left = 86 Days

Examination Days In A Year = 30 Days
Giving Exams Is Necessary

Days Left = 56 Days

Winter Vacations = 25 Days

Weather Is Cold Its Difficult To Study

Days Left = 31 Days

Other Holidays = 20 Days

These Holidays Are To Enjoy

Days Left = 11 Days

Illness At least Once A Year = 8 Days
Becoz Of Illness Study Is Difficult

Days Left = 3 Days

Result Days = 2 Days
Going And Taking Result Is Necessary

Days Left =1 Days
 

Now Tell Who Study's On His Birthday

So Tell Me Where Is The Time To Study?

Congress

टीचर- मैं अगर तुम्हारे बाप को एक करोड़ रूपया दुँ, उसमेँ से तीस लाख का उनहोने मकान बनवाया।

अब कितना पैसा मुझे वापिस करेंगे??

छात्र- सर एक रूपया भी नहीं।

टीचर- तुम इतना आसान से सवाल का भी उत्तर नहीं जानते??

छात्र- सर,मैं तो उत्तर जानता हुँ, पर आप मेरे बाप को नहीं जानते है।

टीचर- क्या,करते ­ है तुम्हारे डैड?

छात्र- सर,वो कांग्रेस सरकार में मंत्री है........

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Computers and Mobiles were invented to save our time..!!!!

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Girl: Kis Zamane Ka Hai Tu
janwar,
I'm Using Windows 98..!!

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M0M TO S0N IN
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Beta apni CAST ki larki se hi Shaadi karna.

18th CENTURY:

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Beta apnay LEVEL ki larki se hi Shaadi karna.

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Beta apnay MULK ki larki se hi Shaadi karna.

20th CENTURY:
Beta apnay RELIGI0N ki larki se hi Shaadi karna.

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Beta LARKI se hi Shaadi karna.:P :P

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Two girls are traveling in a train:

Girl-1: Tujhe kaisa pati chahiye?

Girl-2: Mujhe Crorepati chaiiye.

Girl-1: Crorepati na miley to?

Girl-2: 50 lakh ke 2 pati chalege.

Girl-1: 50 lakh ke na miley to?

Girl-2: 25 lakh ke 4 pati bhi
chalege.

UPPER birth pe soya hua Pappu
bola:
JAB YE 1000 RUPAYE PE AAYE TO
MUJHE UTHA
DENA..;)

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Santa Pehle To Bohat Roya,
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Kitne Number Se ?? :O =D :D