Mistake

A One Line
Advertisement By A Married Man In
A Newspaper:
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For Sale: Wedding Suit,
Worn Only Once By Mistake.. ;-)

Santa At His Best

Santa:I Made My Son Fool

Banta : How?

Santa:Last Night,He Stole All My Money And Spent It

Banta : But How U Fooled Him?

Santa: I Was Awoken But Did'nt Stop Him!

Hathi Chinti

Three ants find an elephant asleep.
One says,"We'll kill him!"
Other one says,"We'll break his legs!"
3rd one says:
"Choro yaar bechara akela hai aur hum teen..!!":-)

Crazy C.I.D. Facts

1. Daya Has The World Record Of Breaking Most Number Of Doors.
2. C.I.D Bureau Has 1 Toyota Qualis Since Last 11 Years.
3. In Entire 20 Storeyed Building Of C.I.D Only 7 People Works.
4. There Is No Police,C.I.D Handles Every Case.
5. Accused Person Accdpts His Crime Only After Getting Slap From Daya On Face.
6. None Of Them Ever Got Married.
7. None Of Them@Ever Got Promotion, Not Even Acp.
8. Salunke Just Presses Control & Alt, & Gets Finger Prints Tested.
9. People Remember A Person They Just Saw Once & Give Exact Sketch.
10.End Of Episode, All Criminals Get@Faansi(Phansi)

Aaj ka Bacha

Ek Bhikhari Ek Ghar Mein Beekh
Mangne Gaya,

Andar Se Ek Chota sa Baccha
Aaya..
Bhikhari: “Bhagwan Ke Naam Pe
De De
Baba"

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Baccha:- Main baba Nahi
BetaHoon”
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Bhikhari: “Bhagwan Ke Naam Par
De
De Beta"

Baccha:- “Mera Naam Pappu Hai"
Bhikhari: “Bhagwan Ke Naam Par
De
De Pappu
beta"

Baccha: “Mera Poora Naam Pappu
Rathore Hai"
Bhikhari: “Bhagwan Ke Naam Par
De
De Pappu
Rathore beta"

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Baccha: Ye Hui Na Baat, MaafKaro
Babaaaaaaaa ,
Ghar pe koi nahi

Koyla Ghotala

Proud To Be Indians

A Japani came to INDIA...!
He took an auto to go to the
airport, on the way a Honda
overtakes ...
Japani: HONDA made in
JAPAN..... very fast... next a toyota
overtakes
Japani: TOYOTA made in
JAPAN.....very fast ....
Reached Airport & asked How
Much?
Driver: RS. 8000 .... Japani: Why so
expensive??
Driver: METER made in
INDIA ........''VERY
FAST.....'' :D