Reactions Of Girls

3 reactions of a girl without a Boyfriend..


1) Main nahi padti in chakkaro me :|


2) Gharwale important hain aur unke saamne Bf kuch bhi nahi.. : )


3) Sab ladke kutte hote hain.. :|


Same girl after having boyfriend..


1) Yaar pata nahi kaise ho gaya pyaar, Uske siway kuch nahi dikhta ab mujhe :


2) Gharwalon ko manana padega kaise bhi.. I can't leave him :|


3) Wo baaki ladkon ki tarah kutta nahi hai... He loves me alot.. 

My Life's Goal

Pyar karne Vaale kisi ki Parvah Nahi karte

Girlfriend :- Kya tum mujhse pyar karte ho?

Boyfriend :- Haan, karta hu

Girlfriend :- Lekin tum to meri koi parvah nahi karte.

Boyfriend :- Pyar karne vale kisi ki parvah nahi karte...

Modern Snake Charmer

Girl - which computer do u have?
Boy - I have a computer with intel core i7 processor at 3.3 ghz, windows 7, 64 bit, 8gb RAM & nvidia gtx 560 graphics card . 


Boy - Which computer do You have ?
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Girl - A PINK ONE !!!!

How To Tie a Lungi

Aankh lg Gai

Teacher - Beta kl School Kyoon Nahi Aaye ?
Student - Ma'am Gir Gya Aur lg Gai .
Teacher - Khaan Gire Aur khaan Lagi ?
Student - Takiye Pe Gir Gya Aur Aankh lg Gai .....