Girl's Logic

Magic Of 3 Seconds

Research Says That:
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Girls Take 3 Days To Judge A Boy,
Whether She Likes Him Or Not.
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But Boys Take Only Three Seconds..!!
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1st Second:"Kya Ladki Hai Yaar
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2nd Second: Mast Hai Yaar
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3rd Second:"Bhai Mujhe Pyar Ho
Gaya..

Delhi Aa Gya

Train me baithi Ladki ne platform par
khade Ladke se pucha:
"Kaun sa station hai ye??
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Ladka:
"I Love You bologi tab hi bataunga.. :D
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Ladki:
"Hey Bhagwan! Matlab DELHI aa GAYA".

Time to Study

Hi Friends,

It Is No Fault Of Student Becoz A Year Has Only 365 Days.

Days In A Year = 365

Sundays = 52 Days
Sundays Are Meant For Rest

Days Left = 313 Days

Summer Vacations = 60 Days
Weather Is Very Hot, and its a Vacation

Days Left = 253 Days

8 Hours Of Daily Sleep = 122 Days
Sleep Is Necessary

Days Left = 131

1 Hour Daily For Play = 15 Days
Its Good For Health

Days Left = 116 Days

2 Hours Daily For Food = 30 Days
Chew The Food Properly Don't Care For Time

Days Left = 86 Days

Examination Days In A Year = 30 Days
Giving Exams Is Necessary

Days Left = 56 Days

Winter Vacations = 25 Days

Weather Is Cold Its Difficult To Study

Days Left = 31 Days

Other Holidays = 20 Days

These Holidays Are To Enjoy

Days Left = 11 Days

Illness At least Once A Year = 8 Days
Becoz Of Illness Study Is Difficult

Days Left = 3 Days

Result Days = 2 Days
Going And Taking Result Is Necessary

Days Left =1 Days
 

Now Tell Who Study's On His Birthday

So Tell Me Where Is The Time To Study?

Congress

टीचर- मैं अगर तुम्हारे बाप को एक करोड़ रूपया दुँ, उसमेँ से तीस लाख का उनहोने मकान बनवाया।

अब कितना पैसा मुझे वापिस करेंगे??

छात्र- सर एक रूपया भी नहीं।

टीचर- तुम इतना आसान से सवाल का भी उत्तर नहीं जानते??

छात्र- सर,मैं तो उत्तर जानता हुँ, पर आप मेरे बाप को नहीं जानते है।

टीचर- क्या,करते ­ है तुम्हारे डैड?

छात्र- सर,वो कांग्रेस सरकार में मंत्री है........

LOL Statement

The Biggest LOL Statement:
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Computers and Mobiles were invented to save our time..!!!!

Ladkiaan Duffer Hoti Hain

Papu: Hey I have Just Installed
Windows 8 In My PC !! ♥ :D
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Girl: Kis Zamane Ka Hai Tu
janwar,
I'm Using Windows 98..!!