21st Century

M0M TO S0N IN
17th CENTURY:
Beta apni CAST ki larki se hi Shaadi karna.

18th CENTURY:

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Beta apnay LEVEL ki larki se hi Shaadi karna.

19th CENTURY:
Beta apnay MULK ki larki se hi Shaadi karna.

20th CENTURY:
Beta apnay RELIGI0N ki larki se hi Shaadi karna.

21st CENTURY:
Beta LARKI se hi Shaadi karna.:P :P

Honest Pappu

Two girls are traveling in a train:

Girl-1: Tujhe kaisa pati chahiye?

Girl-2: Mujhe Crorepati chaiiye.

Girl-1: Crorepati na miley to?

Girl-2: 50 lakh ke 2 pati chalege.

Girl-1: 50 lakh ke na miley to?

Girl-2: 25 lakh ke 4 pati bhi
chalege.

UPPER birth pe soya hua Pappu
bola:
JAB YE 1000 RUPAYE PE AAYE TO
MUJHE UTHA
DENA..;)

Santa At His Best

Doctor To Santa :- Aap ki Ek KidneyFail Ho Gayi Hai,
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Santa Pehle To Bohat Roya,
Phir Aansu Ponchte Huwe
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Kitne Number Se ?? :O =D :D