Why did barfi got selected for Oscar.? . . . . . . . . . . B'coz it is a real story of every couple. A Mad wife, A Mute husband, and a beautiful Ex GirlFriend :D :P
Interviewer :Let me check your word Power... Candidate: ok Sir ..... Interviewer : Tell me the opposite of .....good. Candidate: hmmmm..... Bad Interviewer : Come Candidate: Go. Interviewer : Ugly. Candidate: Pichlli. Interviewer : PICHLLIIIII? Candidate: UGLYYYYYYYYY.. Interviewer : Shut Up. Candidate: Keep Talking. Interviewer ok now stop these all.. Candidate: now carry on this all Interviewer :abe...chup ho ja..chup ho ja..chup ho jaaaa Candidate:abe bolta rah..bolta rah..bolta rahhh Interviewer :Areeee yaaar Candidate: areeee dushmannnnnn Interviewer : Get Out. Candidate: Come In. Interviewer : Oh my God. Banta : Oh my Devil. Interviewer : U r Rejected. Candidate: I m selected...Thank u thank u sir
Santa:I Made My Son Fool Banta : How? Santa:Last Night,He Stole All My Money And Spent It Banta : But How U Fooled Him? Santa: I Was Awoken But Did'nt Stop Him!
Three ants find an elephant asleep. One says,"We'll kill him!" Other one says,"We'll break his legs!" 3rd one says: "Choro yaar bechara akela hai aur hum teen..!!":-)
1. Daya Has The World Record Of Breaking Most Number Of Doors. 2. C.I.D Bureau Has 1 Toyota Qualis Since Last 11 Years. 3. In Entire 20 Storeyed Building Of C.I.D Only 7 People Works. 4. There Is No Police,C.I.D Handles Every Case. 5. Accused Person Accdpts His Crime Only After Getting Slap From Daya On Face. 6. None Of Them Ever Got Married. 7. None Of Them@Ever Got Promotion, Not Even Acp. 8. Salunke Just Presses Control & Alt, & Gets Finger Prints Tested. 9. People Remember A Person They Just Saw Once & Give Exact Sketch. 10.End Of Episode, All Criminals Get@Faansi(Phansi)