Proud To Be Indians

A Japani came to INDIA...!
He took an auto to go to the
airport, on the way a Honda
overtakes ...
Japani: HONDA made in
JAPAN..... very fast... next a toyota
overtakes
Japani: TOYOTA made in
JAPAN.....very fast ....
Reached Airport & asked How
Much?
Driver: RS. 8000 .... Japani: Why so
expensive??
Driver: METER made in
INDIA ........''VERY
FAST.....'' :D

Congress Party Zindabad

Ek Aadmi ne Fish pakdi
ghar aaya to dekha


Na Gas
Na Aata
Na Bijli
Na Oil
admi vapas Fish ko nadi me fek aaya.


Fish chillai Congress Party zindabad zindabad..!

Power Cut In Delhi

Singham Effect

Singham Effect


Dad: Result kya aaya?


Boy: Aai chya gavat, fail ho gaya.


Dad: Besharam! Nalayak..


Boy: Kuch bhi karne ka,
Mera ego hurt nahin karne ka!


Dad: Aaj se teri pocket money bandh.


Boy: Meri jarooriyat kam he,
Isi liye meri zamir me dum he.


Dad: Get out.


Boy: Aata Maaji satakli re!


Dad: Mujhe ab papa mat kehna.


Boy: Ae Gotya.. Gotya.. Gotya :D

Santa Rocks Truely

Sir: Define Energy?


Santa:sir mujhe pura nai ata sirf last ka thoda ata he


Sir:O ok jitna ata he utna hi bolo 


Santa:'and this is called Energy'...;)

Anything for Good Marks

Question: "How to Kill an Ant??"
Asked in an Exam for 10 Marks!!
Student:
Mix Chilli Powder with Sugar,
&
keep It Outside the Ant's Hole..!
After eating, Ant will Search for some
Water near a Water tank.
Push ant in to it.. =!!
Now Ant will go to Dry itself Near Fire,
When it Reaches fire, Put a Bomb into
D fire..!!
Then Admit Wounded Ant in ICU..!! =O
And Then Remove Oxygen Mask from
it's Mouth and Kill the Ant.. !! =|
MORAL:
Don't Play with Students.. !!
They can Do any thing for 10
Marks.. :D