Girl : Wh@t @r3 y3w d0!nG ? m@ BeIb3H !


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Boy : Nothing much, just about to throw a dictionary on your damn face so you can write properly ?

Love Story Of Engineer

LOVE STORY OF ENGINEER:
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I was in 12th
She was in 12th
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I got B.Tech
She got BA
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I was doing B.Tech
She got M.A.
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I was preparing for M.TECH
entrance,
She got married
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I m doing M.TECH
She is d mother of 2 children
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I got PH.D
Her daughter is in 1st std,
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I became DOCTORATE
her daughter passed 10th
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I have started job.
Her Daughter joined College.
The Greatest irony-
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Today is my marriage & Her
daughter is my WIFE .
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Sala Agle Janam Arts hi Lunga

Husband - Wife

Husband and Wife fighting infront of child


Wife: " Tu sala kutta "..


Husband: " Tu saali kutti"..


Child: Hehehe.. Mai Saala Pilla..

Chudail Bhi Aurat Hi Hoti Hai

EK shaitaani Chudail ne 60 saal k husband-wife se kaha-
Main tum dono ki ek ek wish puri kar sakti hu.
Wife: Main apne pati ke saath saari duniya ghumna chahti hu. Chudail ne Chadhii ghumaai aur 2 tickets aa gaye.
Phir husband se poochha:
Tum bolo, kya chaahte ho??????? Husband: Mujhe apne se 30 saal chhoti wife chahiye. Chudail ne Chadhii ghumai
aur husband ko 90 saal ka kar diya!
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→ Moral: Aadmi ko yaad
rakhna chaahiye k chudail
bhi aurat hi hoti hai....

A Health Tip

A Health Tip:
Girlfriend Ke Hoto Pe
Honey Laga Ke Kiss Kia Jaye Toh Gulab
Jamun Ka Taste Aaega ... Or Khansi B Thik Ho Jayegi
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- DR. Imran Hasmi 

It's Better To Fail than to Cheat ..... But ,
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It's Better To Cheat than to Repeat .....

Padh Raha Hu

Maa- "Beta, kya kr rahe ho...?"
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Beta- "Padh raha hu..."
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Maa- " Wah Excellent...!!!
Kya padh rahe ho...?"
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Beta- "Aapki hone wali BAHU ke messages"

Train ka Engine Chum Liya

Ek Aadmi k Lips Jale Hue The
Docytor Ne Pucha - Ye Kaise Hua
Aadmi - Biwi ko Maaeke Chodne K liye RailwayStation Gya Tha Khushi k Maare Train  ka Engine Chum Liya .