Bas Badhia Tu Suna

Teacher - Tell me the names of all the Planets ....!
Student - Venus, Earth , Mars !
Teacher - Aur suna.....!
Student - Bas Badhia tu suna .....

Pledge Of Boys -

Pledge Of Boys -

India Is My Nation

Girls Are My Destination

Dating Is My Occupation

Setting Is My Profession

Between This What The Hell Is Education .

Sardi Ka Khoof

In Winters
Chor (To a Person) - Chup Chaap Saare Paise De Do Nahi To Ek Baalti Thande Paani ki Daal Dunga .